1. you own a john deere riding lawn mower
2. you are on a first name basis with the girl at the garbage dump
3. you own a diesel truck
4. you know what a septic tank is
5. you own 24 mouse traps
6. your kids play acorn war
7. you know a guy name John who delivers bushel cords of wood
8. your water comes from a well
9. you watch Nascar.... own an oil tank and sump pump....
and ...
10. you are invited to a CORN ROAST Saturday night.. at the neigbours.. 3 acres over!
ahh...good old country living within 3 miles of the movie theatre and Costco.....What...you didn't think I was completely converted did ya?..semi country bump-kin signing off now... :)
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